Antigua, Guatemala: At Random

-Birthdays are celebrated by the lighting of firecrackers at 6am.
-Many people assume that I am Guatemalan.
-Mac Donalds serves fried chicken called “Pollo Mc Crispy”.
-Soccer is the sport to watch here.
-You cannot flush any sort of paper waste down the toilet… Get it?
-The street dogs walking around routinely use the sidewalk, and look both ways before crossing the street... amazing!
-There are a lot of Gringos here…I’m one of them.
-You can pay $7.00US for lunch or $1.70US for lunch, if you know where to go.
-Never imagined that I’d be saying…“The worst date I’ve ever been on in my life happened in Guatemala”. LMAO
-Beans come with every single meal. Period.
-Sitting in the park is my favorite thing to do.
-Drinking is a close second.
-I was picked up on by 2 gay guys who didn’t want to believe me when I told them, “I am NOT gay.”
-The women here are beautiful.
-99.9% of the house wines are from Chile.
-I was reminded that I have a serious allergy to scented laundry detergent.
-When it is quiet you can hear the volcano rumbling.
-The mosquitoes love me.
-There is a talking parrot that lives next door. It knows more words in Spanish than I do.
-Spanish is easy after 5 beers.
-Spanish is hard when you are hung-over.
-Café con leche is good.
-Soggy pig skin for dinner (Chicharron) is bad.
-That’s all for now.
Bye!